Oh no, that won't do! There is no way Diarmuid will stand by and let the birthday boy go without some of his cake!

"Yay! But you have to have some too! Cut one piece for me and one for you. Do you know some cakes can be more than one kind? I read about it in a cooking book. We need to test in more than one place!"

Diarmuid, please try not to turn the cake into swiss cheese, please...