As acrobatics by Kurt go, this is pretty tame. He at least has the presence of mind not to swing down and hang upside-down. It'd make conversation easier, but it'd probably disconcert people more with his inducer on, and no clear reason he shouldn't lose his grip with his knees and fall in a matter of seconds. So he just shimmies down, as slowly as he can make himself. It helps that he has to fight his tail to keep it from popping out on the way to the ground. Thing has a mind of its own.

"Good, I'm glad I made that much of an impression," he says once he's on the ground. Now if he can just correct the earlier bit of awkwardness...