"Oh, at least! For one thing, Earth does not have two moons. And these locals are far too welcoming of aliens. If this were Earth, I would have expected at least a few mass panics by now."

Or a recognizable race besides humans, but then again, outside of Undertown Looma wasn't quite so sure of how spread out her fellow aliens were. Or where to even start looking for them. One thing that was for certain however, was that none of them were here.

"But sadly, that is not the case. And the local beings are somehow immune from physical harm, so I have no means of sending a distress signal. Otherwise this city would have been burned to the ground months ago, and I would be back in my rightful place in the universe."

She's...oddly cheerful about that, given the subject matter.