Well this is exciting. Misfire did actually take the time to look over the provided reading materiel. With a snort, he tosses it aside.

"Sounds like a big scam." He'll take that stuff worth a grain of sand. But, if there's refreshments of the free variety, he'll play along for now. Slipping into the main room. Wow,m a lot of these organics seem bigger than they should be. Then again, he's never seen a human before so he doesn't really know.

Immediately he's starting to look for some free energon, only to find mainly organic foods, much to his disappointment.

"All right. It's official, this is the pits."